I will wish you down like a star.

sharonmorse: “We need never be hopeless, because we can never...

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:05:02 +0800

sharonmorse:

“We need never be hopeless, because we can never be irreparably broken.” -Looking For Alaska

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burned-out-chevrolets: John’s Song - San Cisco

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:46:58 +0800

burned-out-chevrolets:

John’s Song - San Cisco

fuckingrecipes: SHUT THE HELL UP AND STOP PUTTING ICE CUBES IN...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:19:44 +0800

fuckingrecipes:

SHUT THE HELL UP AND STOP PUTTING ICE CUBES IN YOUR LEMONADE. YOU WANT FIX YOUR WATERY LEMONADE? ADMITTING THERE’S A PROBLEM IS THE FIRST STEP TO STOP BEING A PUSSY, AND MOVING ON TO BEING A MAJESTIC MOTHERFUCKER.

GET SOME FRUIT.

BLUEBERRIES, STRAWBERRIES, PEACHES, LEMONS, LIMES, FUCK I DON’T KNOW, MAYBE PAPAYA OR MANGO! GET YOUR ASS OUTSIDE AND PUNCH SOME BUSHES UNTIL IT CRIES FOR MERCY AND HANDS YOU YOUR GODDAMN FRUIT.

BERRIES YOU CAN JUST SHOVE INTO THE ICEBOX AND GO CONQUER A COUNTRY WHILE YOU WAIT A DAY FOR IT TO FREEZE.

PEACHES AND NECTARINES, FUCK, YOU CAN EAT THE DAMN SKIN ON THOSE! TAKE OUT THAT MACHETE YOU KEEP IN YOUR BACK POCKET, BECAUSE WHO THE FUCK KNOWS WHEN A DINOSAUR COULD COME KNOCKING AND MOTHERFUCKERS NEED TO BE PREPARED, THEN HACK THAT DELICIOUS MOTHERFUCKER INTO SLICES.

NOW PUT THOSE BEAUTIFUL FUCKERS IN YOUR FREEZER.

YOU’RE A CITRUS KINDA ASSHOLE?

TAKE THE SKIN OFF YOUR CITRUS AND RECYCLE THAT SHIT! SAVE THE WHALES, YOU HARCORE MOTHERFUCKER.

I BET YOU CAN SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING, WITH THE FREEZER.

FUCK.

WHEN YOUR FRUIT IS FROZEN, USE THEM INSTEAD OF ICE CUBES TO KEEP YOUR DRINK AS COLD AS A SNOWMAN’S FROSTY DICK, AND MAKE ALL YOUR FRIENDS OR MAYBE ONLY YOUR PETS SAY ‘WOW WHAT A CLASSY MOTHERFUCKER’

IF YOU’RE AN ALCOHOLIC TYPE OF SHITHEAD, YOU CAN PUT YOUR FROZEN-ASS FRUIT INTO RUM OR VODKA OR SOME SHIT.

NOT ONLY ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE A COLD, FLAVORED DRINK, BUT YOU’LL GET YOUR DAILY SERVINGS OF FRUIT. YOU SNEAKY LITTLE HEALTH-CONSCIOUS ASSHOLE.

TASTES LIKE GODDAMN VICTORY, THAT’S WHAT.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 23:02:00 +0800

reserve123: How many stamps do you have on your passport?

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:01:06 +0800

reserve123:

How many stamps do you have on your passport?

Favorite Clara Outfits

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:59:51 +0800

Favorite Clara Outfits

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Wed, 22 May 2013 22:57:29 +0800

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Wed, 22 May 2013 22:48:25 +0800

geripoppins replied to your post: Love yoooooooooooooooooooooooooou. This ship flys its self…

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:34:50 +0800

geripoppins replied to your post: Love yoooooooooooooooooooooooooou.

This ship flys its self…

Love yoooooooooooooooooooooooooou.

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:25:00 +0800

OVER 9,000

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:22:00 +0800

posts.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 22:18:39 +0800

Creepy anon...Jks, Why isn't you phone working? Love the sexy Friend.

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:18:05 +0800

why hello creepy anon ;P
it is, my credit expired and i just haven’t left the house since saturday in order to buy some but i should be able to buy some tomorrow if i remember…

cosplay-photography: wreck-it Ralph by *Tenori-Tiger

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:14:10 +0800

cosplay-photography:

wreck-it Ralph by *Tenori-Tiger

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Wed, 22 May 2013 22:13:08 +0800

kurtthewurt: hollyjollypanties: the-katty-korner: kastiakbc: ...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:12:58 +0800

kurtthewurt:

hollyjollypanties:

the-katty-korner:

kastiakbc:

My mom just called me over to the TV to show me this ADORABLE and super-well animated commercial for Oreos with a jingle sung by Owl City.

I’ve never seen a commercial so charming and fun! The song is def gonna be stuck in my head.

Also, does anybody know who animated it? It’s very good!!

This is really cute!

Wow that is really cute.

Now I want an oreo….

Now that’s good advertising! And it’s sure effective, because I now have a craving for Oreos.

disneyink: Never grow up <3

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:12:45 +0800

disneyink:

Never grow up <3

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